We boarded the Swiss Air expecting Swiss precision. What we got was… a flight that felt somewhere between practical and politely old-school. No gimmicks, no scented anything, just straightforward flying. Think less spa in the sky, more reliable train with wings.
Here’s the full rundown: measured, modest, and mildly memorable.
Seats: 8/10
The seats have vintage energy. Slightly dated, but roomy enough that knees didn’t suffer. Comfort wasn’t revolutionary, but space was there. It’s the kind of seat you respect for showing up, not one you fall in love with.
Service & Staff: 8/10
Friendly, professional, and genuinely warm. Not trying to reinvent service, but solidly consistent. It’s less “therapy in the sky” and more “your kind neighbor handing you sugar.”
Food & Drinks: 5/10
Breakfast didn’t quite take off. Edible, sure, but nothing that made us pause mid-bite. Drinks service was fine, but don’t expect a curated experience or fancy plating. Let’s call it fuel, not feast.
Entertainment: 6/10
Smaller screens than what you’ll find on newer aircraft. Functional, but not exactly immersive. Enough to distract you, not enough to impress you.
Amenities: 6/10
You’ll get the basics. Don’t expect luxury kits or scented hydration rituals. This is practical flying, not pampering.
Lounge: 7/10
You can’t board directly from the lounge, which takes away a bit of the magic. The space itself is small and help-yourself style. Practical, not plush.
Final CurrentMood Score: 40/60
We landed fine, on time, and hydrated enough. Swiss Air won’t ruin you for economy, but it also won’t ruin economy for you. Solid, reliable, and a touch nostalgic — like flying before airlines started branding comfort as wellness.